Im so bored during quarantine I logged into this account after 4 years of inactivity
honest to god if you want to be my friend just skip the awkward phase. send me a meme and call me a bitch. do it in the name of friendship
I’m not an early bird or a night owl… I’m some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
Gandalf is not too concerned with those who cant keep up #LOTR #impressions #Gandalf #hiking #notallwhowanderarelost
Okay, he both looks like a young Ian McKellen and also nailed voice and expression. At this point I think Ian found a youth potion.
batmanisagatewaydrug
every day I get on here and see some post going “do not make an account on ZYLPPHONE, the hot new social media! it turns out making an account gives the creators (who are nazis) instant access to your bank account and also causes your pets to explode!” and this is all very baffling to me because I cannot believe anyone is actually fucking around with new social media platforms that shit sounds exhausting. if tumblr ever gives up and goes all the way under I will simply turn into a crab and go back to the sea you will not be finding my on zylophone
